New York Times Chocolate Chip Cookie (by Food Librarian)
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something
- Them: look
- Me: I saw that already
can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though
“spell mummified”
“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”
“are you high”
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
- me: wow i like this person a lot
- me: i should talk to this person
- me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
- me: types out message
- me: gets nervous
- me: exits page
- me: floats away from computer
- me: drifts out window
- me: is lifted up into space
- me: orbits around earth
- me: is incinerated by the sun
